Tiger ready to speak?

Tiger Woods is scheduled to kiss the little ass of some of his close buddies and tell us all how sorry he is that he got caught... Oops... I mean how sorry he is for letting his wife, his kids and his fans down. My question is, why do we care?

Is it that us middle aged guys with our oversized, sagging mid section may be just a bit envious of this rich, good looking stud that seemed to have the ability to bed any bimbo that caught his attention.

Woods will also tell us when he plans return to whacking that little white ball around the well groomed pastures. Not being a golf fan, I'm not sure which bores me more, his sex life or his professional life. Although I am looking forward to him returning to dominance on the links, because I'm sure tired of hearing about his sex addiction.

Meanwhile, Americans will wail with great anticipation for their next issue of the National Enquirer to come in the mailbox, so they can find out about the next celebrity that has an over active libido. It is that type of salacious reporting that has made that rag one of the best selling publications in the country, while Time and Newsweek continue to struggle. It will only be a matter of time before the next Tiger surfaces and all will be right with the world again.

Adios...