Thursday, March 22, 2012

Vulgarity toward any legislator not acceptable discourse

A couple of weeks ago, Mary Franson, a state representative from rural western Minnesota, posted a video on YouTube, in which she quoted an e-mail she received that compared SNAP (Food Stamp) recipients to wild animals.

As you would expect, the response to these remarks was heated and frequent. Unfortunately, some of it went way overboard. Rep. Franson cited numerous e-mails she received that were vulgar, and downright threatening. Upon hearing of her claim, I asked her to forward some of the e-mails to me. The first one I opened was from an Anthony Robinson:

Frickin' b*ch...hope you lose your job some day and need to receive food better refuse you Republican piece of schit!!!


That person at least used their actual e-mail address. When I sent that individual an e-mail expressing my concerns, he wrote back to apologize. I will forward that to Rep. Franson.

Some of the correspondences managed to shock a normally unflappable individual like myself. And worse yet, the individuals responsible for this filth used equally disgusting return e-mail addresses. Why Rep. Franson even opened these e-mails is a minor mystery, but none the less, this type of garbage has no place in today's political discourse. Not to mention, it does absolutely nothing to help the cause.

Let me give you a couple of examples:
In Vietnam, after the Marines raped the local teenagers, they would
insert finger charges into the girls' vaginas, and then simultaneously
detonate the the charges so that all the victims would be blown to
pieces at the same time.

What I wish for you, your mother, your daughters, your cousins,
for every female in your family.


Chicken Fucker
“Sometime I target the calves in the kraal when everyone retires to bed.” Egious, a school drop out was employed by a fellow villager, Mbuya Ester Chitendere as a herdboy from April 1 and he was paid US$30 per month. Speaking to H-Metro, Mbuya Chitendere, narrated how the bizarre incident begin.

“I employed Egious in April and his duties were merely to herd my stock since I am aging. “The problem began when several of my chickens mysteriously went missing after attending my brother’s memorial service.” “We hunted for the chickens but failed to locate them only to find one behind the main bedroom.”

“We were not suspicious although its backside was wide open.” “A few days after the incident, I discovered that several chickens were ill but we failed to identify the sickness. “We opted to slaughter and feasted on the meat,” she said. Mbuya Chitendere says within a week, she mysteriously lost one of her healthy calves after seeing it showing the similar symptoms.

“The calf died within a week.” “It was not easy to inform my daughter Simbisai, who resides in Britain as she would be heartbroken. “It had stopped feeding and its eyes had changed into a whitish colour.” “We threw it away but I was really troubled for losing my stock in such a mysterious manner.” However, the beans spilled when Mbuya Chitendere noticed one of her chickens battling to walk.

H-Metro was told that Mbuya Chitendere smelt and detected fresh human semen all over the chicken’s nether hole. “I placed the chicken in a basket and asked Egious about it but he declined. “Yaichururuka hurume.” (human semen was oozing from it) “I rushed to Egious’s aunt who stays in the neighbourhood and she could not believe her eyes.”

“Efforts to quiz Egious proved futile.” Mbuya Chimedza says she opted to inform the village headman, Mungweni Zenda before lodging a police report at Gombe Township. “I was left with no option but to inform my elders and the police. I could not keep losing my wealth like that. Sensing danger, Egious acknowledged his dirty deeds to the police and headman.”

Meanwhile, Egious openly confessed to H-Metro that he was behind the death of the stock for the past months. He has a lust for FRESH chickens cattle and goats, but NOT on a braai stand. He prefers to make a live walking Kebab with his joystick acting as the kebab stick! “I love to have sex with animals. I could not control my sexual feelings. My penis would start itching before it erected,” he said with definite longing for the animals searing from his hot sex-charged words.

“I would rush to the calf for sexual satisfaction. “I would be intimate while standing behind the calf in the kraal.” “Ndini ndaitasva huku nemombe, zvainakidza.” (It was I who would mount the cattle and the chickens; it was exhilarating!) “As for the chickens, I used to catch them when Mbuya Chitendere went to church.

“It’s the evil spirit and I am regretting a lot.” “I have never slept with any girl. “They must forgive me,” he implored. Egious told H-Metro that he started bedding animals at Mbuya Chitendere’s home but his aunt, Stella Chikoore had a different version. “I think he began this dirty deed sometime before. At home, we mysteriously lost goats and chickens in the same style. We are really concerned and we fear for his life since the matter in is the hands of the police.”

“Tatova chiseko chenyika,” (We are now the laughing stock of the area) “We can’t handle the situation wherever we go. He has lost his job yet I am also failing to make ends meet here. We are now waiting for the police to do justice,” she said. Village headman Mugwenhi Zenda said the Egious’ behaviour was a curse to the community.

“I am very disappointed by such unbecoming behaviour. I have never witnessed a bizarre incident like this for all the 73 years of my life. It’s a curse to him and the village at large. However, I have excused myself from hearing the issue since it’s too hot to handle. The police are handling the case and they are expected to go to court in Buhera.”

“The government does not allow us to preside over rape, bestiality, arson among other serious crimes,” said the devastated headman. Villagers also expressed concern and they feared their stock had also lost their ‘virginity’ to the ‘sexually enterprising’ lad! “It’s shocking. Taakutyira dzedu huku, nembudzi.”

Now that he is under constant watch, the young lad will not be delivering any sexual healing to the goats, chickens and cattle. Now the answer to the age old question has been answered as to what CAME first; the chicken or the egg. It would seem that the answer is that Egious CAME FIRST! H Metro

Cluck Cluck Cluck
Who needs food stamps?

Not sure what all that psychobabble was supposed to mean.


This one, from a Kathleen Whitehead, was pretty nasty in it's own right, but at least she didn't hide behind some bullshit anonymous e-mail address:

RESIGN FOR BEING SO FUCKING STUPID - I would not leave a hamster in your care, you nasty hatefilled sack of shit.

I think you get the message. One has to ask, what were these people hoping to accomplish? All this does draw sympathy from the media, and others that don't have any skin in the game. It does absolutely nothing for our cause. Quite frankly, it makes us look like the animals that some in the Republican Party make us out to be. It makes it real hard to advocate for the poor, if this is an example of how we conduct ourselves.

Please think before you hit that send key.

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